How do you start a band?



Ahem *clears throat, is sitting next to a roaring fire in the fancy living room from Masterpiece Theater, puts on Danzig or Trina* Think of people who, when you see them you are like “damn who is *that* I am *very* interested” You should probably have some kind of crush on them. Next, get to know them a bit, see if the crush is mutual, make sure they are as cool as they seem, have values & ideas you can get down with, make sure they respect you, make sure they aren’t a shit head. Don’t start a band with some idiot, you know? Once you know this person is right for the job just be like “dog u wanna start a band & take over the universe with me right” and probably they’ll be like yeah. Eventually figure out instruments & stuff

Sounds about right. —Lars